Friday, February 01, 2008

The Chruch Organist

Dahil sa kakagaling ko lang sa sakit at hindi ko pa nakukumpleto mga articles ko for posting...
CHAAAaaaarraann!

Forwarded Email Muna Tayo... Serious to... serious....

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'




Nyaha! :D

9 comments:

romm said...

wow! fresh from sent items ko to ah. nyahaha! :-p

gerrycho said...

hahaha! :D sabi ko na ikaw ang unang mag-cocomment eh! natawa naman ako wuhu!

Virginia said...

ngeks naman yan! anyway, hoy grabe ka naman! i'm a girrlll no! =)

wanderingcommuter said...

hahaha... take it slowly and enjoy it dude!

Unknown said...

inosente si lola..hahahahhaha. dapat nag instruct un pastor kung pano talaga gamitin..hahahaha

gerrycho said...

@virginia
wehehe... well, mas sigurado na kami ngaun! :D

gerrycho said...

@wanderer
thanks bro... feeling better now...

gerrycho said...

@raz
oo nga eh... dapat itunuro din sya :D wehe! pano na lang kung mayroong humingi sa kanya ng advice....

Yas Jayson said...

ay poowtek, kamusta naman yan si loloa ooh, literal to the max!

*at leats it prevented her from flu in winter. :)

[yas]