Kinakain Ba Yon?!?

Ewan ko ba kung bakit bentang benta sa akin tong joke na to...
Tumigil na lahat ng tumatawa nung nabasa namin to ako -- tawa pa rin ng tawa,
Furthermore naiisip ko pa rin ito buong hapon! at napapabungisngis pa rin ako...

Nyahahaha!

Sh*t
Anak: Nanay! Nanay! Kinakain po ba ang "Sh*t"?!?
Nanay: ANO?!? San mo narinig yan! hindi kinakain ang "Sh*t"!!!
Anak: Eh kasi narinig ko po kayo kagabi sabi nyo "Sh*t! ang sarap!"


Pwst! (*naibuga ko na chocolate ko dito sa keyboard!)


Joke ka naman!? Sige na :D

One Peso Peke

Pansin nyo ba yung mga makikikintab na mga Piso ngayon?!?
I have heard once, na pinepeke ang mga Php 10.00 Coins malalaman mo ito kung masyadong makintab ang mga barya, and get this! dumidikit sa magnet. Alam naman natin na Copper and Nickel ang coins, so hindi dapat sila dumidikit sa magnet.


Steel Coins -- Magnetic

Kapansin-pansin din na ang mga pekeng barya ay sobrang kintab.
Badtrip lang na hindi ko na ito binibigyang pansin dahil sa sobrang dami nila in circulation -- aakalain mong mga legit coins na sila.


Counterfeits -- Outshining the real ones


Shiny Coins -- and i thought they looked nice

Hmn...
From Wikipedia, Malaki ang epekto ng counterfeit money including inflation among others.
Weird lang na parang hindi yata ito na bibigyang pansin. Kaw nga? Check mo kung meron kang counterfeit piso...

O baka naman naisipan lang ng mga tiga Bangko Sentral na palitan ng components yung mga bagong barya para hindi na sila ipunin at ibenta ng magagaling na tao dyan at gawing tokens!

Abalos' Burjer

More than Mr. Jun Lozada's expose and wondering how the Arroyo Administration will ever going to get away with the ZTE Scandal (amazing feat na nga na hindi tumuloy ang maraming scandals eh). One thing I find amusing about this whole ordeal is the Comic Time. Tama naman talaga si Chairman Abalos -- kung may takot ka sa isang tao o lugar hindi ka na pupunta o magpapakita sa lugar na yon (geez...) Of course the argument is quited flawed, thinking... No dignitary would have you killed in broad daylight, may kasama si Mr. Lozada ang tigas naman ng muka mo kung ipapatay mo sya or ipadukot habang nag-gogolf kayo.

Mr Lozada: Wohooo! nice shot! Birdie to birdie!
Assassin: Ser sumama muna kayo sa amin...
Mr Lozada: Ha?!? san nyo ko dadalhin?!?
Assassin: Kakain lang po tayo ng Benj Burjer sandali, tanga ka ba?!? ililigpit ka na namin!

Nah -- i don't think so...
Comedy nga lang na lumalabas ang mga ganitong klaseng expose -- pagnagkalamangan na ang mga supposedly magkakakampi sa pagngungulimbat. But at least... geez, kahit anong paikot thats just plain sad...



So the great Benj Burjer Comic Time! (thanks for 1piso for the clip)
for more Comic Time please visit the Professional Heckler's

Religion Thread

Two topics one should never open on a date, or generally on conversions with someone you only casually know: religion and politics.

Nung college meron akong dalawang barkada na galing ng ibang sekta. Isang INC at isang Baptist or I guess Born Again. Isa sa mga dahilan kung bakit kami close ng mga barkada ko eh kung pano namin pagusapan ang mga sensitibong bagay tulad ng religion. Effective ang technique namin at napakasimple, ang sikreto? Hndi namin ini-oopen ang topic, it’s not up for discussion...

"Ger? Alis ka na? Counter pa tayo!" "Sorry mga pre -- ash wednesday, misa bro..." (end of discussion)

"Oths, ano? Sine tayo mamya!" "Kayo na lang muna tol, pasalamat namin ngayon" (end of discussion)

Napakabihira ng paguusap namin sa religion, para sa akin kasi kung hindi rin lang kailangan parang paghahanap ng away ang pagdidiscuss ng religion.

Religion Thread -- Feisty

Marami na akong nasalihan na forum, rebelde, grabe at nexgear, symbianize; isa lang ang pansin ko. More than love, ang aura ng mga threads about religion e debaté. Ang gara pa dito several topics are opened but never actually ended.

Nag-bi-breed lang ng hostility, in the same perspective wala ding magpapakumbaba sa discussion dahil kasama na rin ang pride sa usapan.

"Hindi ako ang nagsabi nyan! Ikaw ang nagsabi nyan!"

Open-ended at nakakaasar, pag may sumagot na ng ganyan ay sos! Talagang pukpukan na ang debaté, nagkakapersonalan pa kung minsan.

Hindi pa ako nakakita ng religion thread na friendly ang mga poster sa isa't isa. And thats really ironic considering we are suppose to "love our enemy" guess easier said than done.

I still study religion, spirituality is still important. I still go to church, well sometimes, lam mo na... Pag may sakit ka pupunta ka ng ospital, simbahan para sa kaluluwa. Its just I don't understand, God sure wants the best for us sigurado yun. Is it God's intention to make all of these complicated? With His infinite love and wisdom, I find that hard to believe so. But somehow – we have that way to complicate things. What do you think?

Bored

Serious mode... :D Please bear with me, wehe!

I'm bored...
Bored to Death

Parang pare-pareho na kasi ang ginagawa araw - araw.

Ngayon ko lang napansin yung mga ibon sa antenna -- tuwing umaga.
Sinasalubong nila ang umaga...

hmn...

Dapat ata sinasalubong ko din ang araw.
Kinontra ko din ang aking sarili, hindi naman problema yung araw - araw na ginagawa.
Ang issue ay "Purpose"

Purpose

Para saan...
Anong dahilan?

Then I decided, how about we do things faster?
Or more effectively?
Set higher standards?
Achieve more?
Pave new path for for dreams we imagine?

With small reflection, so many things opened up...
I have sharpened my saw...

I get a new appreciation.
Sasabay na ulit ako sa umaga...

I'm no longer bored...
To realize so many things to do...
The best is yet to come...

Here, Dare and Everywhere -- Nuts Entertainment Crap

Was watching Nuts Entertainment last Saturday (Feb 02). Puro games ang pakulo ng Nuts, some are entertaining, others are challenging, some you can even adapt on your own little party and most have subtle sensual orientation -- and yes, its all in your head.

Ewan ko lang kung ako lang to... but their segment "Here, Dare and Everywhere" caught my attention. They made nasty dares to several people in exchange of Php 1000.00!

The first dare was -- "Mag-papa-Mo Hawk ka ba for Php 1000.00"

Wow... give your head that Mr. T look? for Php 1000.00? well, at least hair can go back.

Kumusta naman yung sumunod na dare. Papaahit mo yung kilay mo, and then ta-tattooan ka nila ng dots sa dulo ng kilay.

Tattoo...

permanente, kahit sabihin pang tuldok lang sila tig-isa, tattoo pa rin yun.

Hindi ko gets, kung nagpapatawa or nag-popower trip ang writers ng Nuts eh, at para patulan din ng artista nila na ipagawa sa iba? Syet! And hindi kasi goodtime or pagiging "sports" or game ang nasusukat dun sa mga nag-call ng dare eh... Desperation kasi ang nakikita ko, na for Php1000.00 willing silang dumaan sa ganung klaseng trip.

Natatawa ako when they do their creative crazy games on theirselves, but on that part of the show i wasn't laughing -- it was not funny. To grab the opportunity to overpower someone its not nice. Or are they really running out of creative juices to squeeze? Kaya ok na sa kanila na ganitong klaseng katarantaduhan ang ihain nila?


Magmukang Gago for Php 1000.00 -- Game ka?


Tattoo that i never imagined I would ever have -- For Php 1000.00

"Hindi porke kaya nating gawin ang isang bagay. Hindi ibig sabihin na dapat natin itong gawin"
Edward Elrich -- Full Metal Alchemist

The Chruch Organist

Dahil sa kakagaling ko lang sa sakit at hindi ko pa nakukumpleto mga articles ko for posting...
CHAAAaaaarraann!

Forwarded Email Muna Tayo... Serious to... serious....

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'

Nyaha! :D